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Q: What
would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A: A
card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"
Q: What
do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!
Q: What
did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs
and kisses!
Q: What
did one piece of string say to the other?
A: "Be
my valentwine!
Q:
What did one calculator say to the other?
A: "How
do I love thee? Let me count the ways!"
Q:
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm
sweet on you!"
Q:
What did one light bult say to the other?
A: "I
love you a whole watt!"
Q:
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
A: Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Q:
What would you get if you crossed Cupid with a baseball
player?
A: A glover boy!
Q:
What happened when the two tennis players met?
A: It was lob at first sight!
Q: What
is a ram's favorite song?
A: I
only have eyes for ewe, Dear
Q:
What do you get when dragons kiss?
A: Third degree burns of the lips!
Q:
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and kisses!
Q:
What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god
of love?
A: A stupid Cupid!
Q:
What did one pickle say to the other?
A: "You mean a great dill to me."
Q:
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pincushion!
Q: If
your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope
Q:
What do squireels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What
did the letter say to the stamp?
A: You send me.
Q: What
did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there? Kisses. Kisses who? Kisses your valentine speaking! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! |
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